The Great Wailing Wall Of Malaysia
by Harun Rashid
Oct 30, 2000
Combining two international landmarks,
in the absence of a national wall sufficient
to forestall illegal immigrants, hostage takers,
and hedge fund managers intent on re-colonisation,
the resident political leaders of Malaysia have
constructed a great wailing wall, at which they
daily bemoan the loss of national credibility.
The wall was always apparent, though not so
well outlined, until the presentation of the
new national budget by the carefully coiffed
and coutured finance minister, standing staid
and staunch before a house spotted by suspicious
and cynical (sometimes shouting) members of
the opposition.
The finance minister painted the wall in
bright colors that all might more clearly see.
Then he pointed to new openings through which
selected escapees are enticed to return, should
they be so foolish. More cannons are to be
mounted atop the wall, more gunboats are to
circle round about it, to protect the citizenry
from the fast boats of any foreign threat.
Special windows will allow some money out,
untaxed, in due time, perhaps, after suitable
chopping (stamping) for a fee. Other windows
invite new money in, hoping the legal lameness
permitting the greed of the government will be
forgot. But memories of the Singapore CLOB stock
share scheme still simmer, and the Terengganu
royalty interference is still a sordid shame,
yet the party leaders bewail the loss of
foreign fodder, projecting yet another year
of GDP growth under their self-generous
guidance, groaning again and again at the
general ingratitude. "What is a contract,
after all," they say, "but an opportunity
for personal gain in the breach."
There will be stability, the police will see
to that. And there is a pastry to pay them for
their poor publicity pains. The home ministry,
caught, carefully carts away cartons of rubber
hose and electric stun guns craftily collected
and concealed from the public eye, with a pat
for boys in blue, given with a wink and a "well
done."
The new budget, as an instrument of government policy,
says to overseas IT experts, "Come home, come
home, all you wayward youth, help make Malaysia's distant dreams come true. But keep your eye upon your work,
and don't enquire too much what others do. Be
creative, use your mind, we compete with
neighbors across the wall, and we must best
them, one and all. Just watch your mouth, and
where you walk, and what you write, and who
you spend an hour with. Come home, wandering
Malaysian youth, be creative, use your mind,
we need you. And we will be watching you."
It is a belt-loosening budget. A continuation
of proud and high living on the cuff. Tossing
caution to the wind, the ministers promise
growth, more growth. All this to mean greater
income for all, especially the national treasury.
If all goes well, at the end of another twelve-month
we will only owe another RM20 billion or so,
plus interest. If there is a fluke, the
situation could become serious, but that is not
to be thought of now, when we have a small
reserve.
Inflation, forgotten, is far from present
fear, as though the hantu cannot harm. Yet
everyone looking about finds the phantom fighting
for his purse. The retail sales figures fall,
and there is nothing economic pundits can say
to change the fact, nor should they promise a
lower price of oil.
The lure of lower wages will not deceive wary
foreign money, nor will the fondling of the
market by the public funds entice many foreign
money managers to take the deeply indebted
darlings off their hands. Ahmad sells to Ali,
Ali sells to Rahman, and all three must buy, buy,
buy, at market close to keep the index high.
Coming AFTA nibbles at auto sales, as all
know the absence of duty erodes every present
purchase at RM1,000 per month and more. The
dealers scramble to reduce their stocks,
competing to unload inventory upon the unaware.
All the assurances, all the lies, all the
deception will not remove the risk and the loss.
The smart money has already gone.
The people friendly budget offers nothing in
the way of credibility for the ministers. There
is no foundation to build faith that the
judiciary will reform, that the presses will
print more free, that the students and their
teachers will be released from repression, that
free speech and free assembly will be allowed.
For the friendly people there is nothing
friendly. For the widows there is more wailing
at the wall. For the innocent husbands there is
more waiting within the prison walls. They are
lucky to be alive.
For this, Malaysia will be a year older and
RM20 billion deeper into debt. As a national
budget, it does nothing to restore the national
honour. It is economically risky, failing to
prepare for present peril now apparent. It does
nothing to restore the national pride.
Let us all applaud the tobacco tax. Next year
let's make it more.
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